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I Can’t Charge my Cell

(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

I can’t charge my cell
I think the battery’s gone to hell
I must have talked too much
And run it down
I cannot dial.
My smile’s turned to a frown
Meh, meh meh, meh, meh meh

I don’t know how this happened cuz
The last time that I checked there was
A couple hundred minutes left
But now it’s dead
And I am effed for sure
Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Balling. I can’t be calling
My phone is stalling
And I am hosed

So now I’m feeling I am hexed
Because I need to send a text
But when I tried the flipping screen
There wasn’t anything that I could see
Oh no no no no no

Battery. What is the mattery?
I’m feeling chattery
And full of woe
Battery. What is the mattery?
I’m feeling chattery
And full of woe

I plan to take a different tack
To get this system back on track
I’ll shock it full of energy
A massive jolt of EE-lectricity
Wow ow ow ow ow ow

Charger. I’ll try a charger
That is much larger
Than I have now.

Charger. A bigger charger
Might make it harder
To run things down.

Charger. System Enlarger
I’m thinking Roger
Over and out

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