See a random verse: Limericks | Lyrics Science | Lyrics Non-Science | Silly | Silly Long

They Pillaged Our Financial Markets

(to the tune of “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”)
 
They pillaged our financial markets
Protected by their golden chutes
So now we shake our heads and wonder
What those thieves did with all that loot
 
Shouldn’t everybody ask ‘em?
Couldn’t anybody see?
What the hell did Bernie Madoff
Do with what he took from me?
 
They worked for money corporations
And made a million bucks a day
By overturning regulation
‘Cause of that, all of us now pay
 
You know the market just imploded
And bailouts happened left and right
The oversight was so outmoded
Those thieves got ev’rything in sight
 
Shouldn’t SEC go chase ‘em?
Make them pay back you and me
Markets need more regulation
Give it legislatively
Oh yeah.

Category:

Lyrics Non-Science

More Lyrics

Your Way

(a parody of “My Way”) And now, we’re standing here,The...

Food Fight

(to the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain”) It...

All Multimedia

0 Comments

Submit a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

How about these?

A Gay is no Danger

(To the tune of “Away in a Manger”)

A gay is no danger
To anyone here

Student Nightmares

(To the tune of “Norwegian Wood”)

I answered 3 ‘b’.  
But then I thought.  It might be ‘c’

Biochem is Beautiful

(To the tune of “Everything is Beautiful”)

Students study molecules with
All of the structures they possess

Catalyze

(To the tune of “The Look of Love”)

My enzymes
Truly are inclined

OSU Crane Song

(To the tune of “It Never Rains in Southern California”)

In a lot beside a crater . . . . . by the MU
Was a truck that was attached to . . . . . something huge

Protein Wonderland

(To the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Mechan-i-sm . . determines
How an en . . zyme is workin’

Wakin’ Up is Hard to Do

(To the tune of “Breaking Up is Hard to Do”)

Snore, dreamy, snooze, yawn yawn
comma comma snore, dreamy, snooze, yawn yawn

Singer Song

(To the tune of “Ave Maria”)

(The words to the original song are in parentheses to help guide the singing)

Ointment Song

(To the tune of “My Valentine”)

I went outside
To have a smoke

Wal-Mart

When you’re in a funk
And really craving some junk
You always head out to
Wal-Mart

A Norwegian Would

Sven hopped in his boat
Didn’t get far. It wouldn’t float

He patched up a hole
Tried it again. Much better then

The Ribosome

(To the tune of “America the Beautiful”)

O beautiful with R-N-A
That makes the peptide bonds

His Hair is Everywhere

(To the tune of “Here, There, and Everywhere”)

It falls out from his head
Littering everything there

Silly
Lyrics
One Liner
Prose Silly
Silly Long
Limericks