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A Hardees Night

(To the tune of “A Hard Day’s Night”)

It is a Hardees night
And I just ate a chili dog
It didn’t taste quite right
I hope my arteries don’t clog

I know the crap in this meat
Is something I shouldn’t eat
But oh it tastes so good

You know my doctor Ted
Tells me I’m getting quite obese
And I have got a few pounds to shed
So I should cut out all this grease

But I have got a big itch
To eat a mondo sandwich
And make me feel all right

You can throw
On all that bacon and cheese
And I’ll go
Eat til I get heart disease, ‘sease, yeah

It is a Hardees night
And I just ate a chili dog
It didn’t taste quite right
I hope my arteries don’t clog

I know the crap in this meat
Is something I shouldn’t eat
But oh it tastes so good

So I have got this big itch
To eat a mondo sandwich
And make me feel all right

You can throw
On all that bacon and cheese
And I’ll go
Eat til I get heart disease, ‘sease, yeah

It is a Hardees night
And I just ate a chili dog
It didn’t taste quite right
I hope my arteries don’t clog

I know the crap in this meat
Is something I shouldn’t eat
But oh it tastes so good
You know it tastes so good
Oh yes it tastes so good

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