A Hardees Night

(To the tune of “A Hard Day’s Night”)

It is a Hardees night
And I just ate a chili dog
It didn’t taste quite right
I hope my arteries don’t clog

I know the crap in this meat
Is something I shouldn’t eat
But oh it tastes so good

You know my doctor Ted
Tells me I’m getting quite obese
And I have got a few pounds to shed
So I should cut out all this grease

But I have got a big itch
To eat a mondo sandwich
And make me feel all right

You can throw
On all that bacon and cheese
And I’ll go
Eat til I get heart disease, ‘sease, yeah

It is a Hardees night
And I just ate a chili dog
It didn’t taste quite right
I hope my arteries don’t clog

I know the crap in this meat
Is something I shouldn’t eat
But oh it tastes so good

So I have got this big itch
To eat a mondo sandwich
And make me feel all right

You can throw
On all that bacon and cheese
And I’ll go
Eat til I get heart disease, ‘sease, yeah

It is a Hardees night
And I just ate a chili dog
It didn’t taste quite right
I hope my arteries don’t clog

I know the crap in this meat
Is something I shouldn’t eat
But oh it tastes so good
You know it tastes so good
Oh yes it tastes so good

Category:

More Lyrics

Wal-Mart

When you’re in a funkAnd really craving some junkYou...

Let It Shine

(to the tune of “Let It Snow”) Oh the weather outside...

Wet Christmas

(to the tune of “White Christmas”) I’m screaming ‘bout a...

Yelp!

(To the tune of “Help!”) Yelp! I’m feeling lonely Yelp!...

0 Comments

Submit a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

How about these?

Complementary Bases

(To the tune of “California Dreamin’”)

Mendel took the lead (Mendel took the lead)
Working with his peas (working with his peas)

Dumb Baby Names

(To the tune of “Sweet Baby James”)

(Optional words in parentheses)

LPSC Song

(To the tune of “Wabash Cannonball”)

The Pauling Science Center
Will do a lot of good

Anthem for BB 3-5-0

(To the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain”)

Oh the students taking BB 3-5-0 - 3-5-0
Have an awful lot of things that we must know - 3-5-0

I Caught Your Cold

(To the tune of “I Got You Babe”)

(She sings)
You went outside and got a chill

Fatty Acids in our Cells

(To the tune of “Halls of Montezuma”)

From the fatty acids in our cells
To the lipids in our brains

Wal-Mart

When you’re in a funk
And really craving some junk
You always head out to
Wal-Mart

Thank God There’s a Video

(To the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”)

There’s a bundle of things that a student oughta know
And Ahern’s talk isn’t really very slow

A Gay is no Danger

(To the tune of “Away in a Manger”)

A gay is no danger
To anyone here

Selfie

(To the tune of “Alfie”)

You just took an-other Selfie
That poor i-Phone is almost worn out

Around the Nucleus

(To the tune of “Across the Universe)

DNA gets spooled like balls of yarn
Within the chromosomes