The End of the Term

(To the tune of “A Horse With No Name”)

On the first day of the quarter
I was reading the syllabus

(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

I can’t charge my cell
I think the battery’s gone to hell

(to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m screaming ‘bout a wet Christmas
It happens almost every year
When the skies are gray out

(To the tune of “I Will”)

Who knows how long I’ll be here
I think I need a pill

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now, the course is done
Except for all that final testing

(To the tune of “I Wanna Hold Your Hand”)

I ask why - many questions
And so I raise my hand

(To the tune of “Dixie”)

I am mixing up a pile of rotten
That’s how compost is begotten

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Medical marijuana
Something that I just might try

(To the tune of “Away in a Manger”)

A gay is no danger
To anyone here

(To the tune of “*The Story of Love”)

You better lose your middle
Run a little

(To the tune of “The Times They Are A-Changin’ ”)

Come listen up folks in the US of A
Who may notice that winter is going away

(To the tune of “Desperado”)

Umatilla.
Aloha, Sandy and Bridgeport