The End of the Term

(To the tune of “The End of the World”)

Why are these pathways so daunting?
When do the enzymes work best?
I never know. That’s the way that it goes
Each time I start to take a test

How come my brain goes on standby?
Why are my notes Greek to me?
I’ve gotta learn for my grade to upturn
I need to jolt my memory

I stay up late at nights to do the cramming
And get the info packed in my brain
I don’t comprehend, even though I attend
Oh why is learning such a pain?

Now at the test I am sweating
Struggling to bring up the names
There’s just too much. I may choke in the clutch
Oh how I wish I had two brains


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Your Poor Veins

(To the tune of “You’re So Vain”)

Well I raced off to my doctor
Cause I was feelin’ the twinges of pain

Composting Song

(To the tune of “Dixie”)

I am mixing up a pile of rotten
That’s how compost is begotten

Ring Tones

(To the tune of “Meet the Flintstones”)

Ring tones
Tiny ringtones


(To the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”)

When cells have lots of ATP and NADH too
They strive to store this energy as sugar, yes they do

We All Need Just a Little ATP

(To the tune of “Yellow Submarine”)

In the cells, inside of us, there’s a sugar on adenine
Which is linked, to phosphate groups, and you know it as ATP

When Acids Get Oxidized

(To the tune of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home”)

The fatty acids carried by CoA, CoA
Are oxidized inside the mi-to-chon-dri-ay

Wet Christmas

(to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m screaming ‘bout a wet Christmas
It happens almost every year
When the skies are gray out

(Give Us) Real Things

(To the tune of “Coke®. It’s the Real Thing”)

I’d like to teach my students ‘bout
some biochemistry

A Waste of Money

(To the tune of “A Taste of Honey”)

A waste of money
The tale of a brand new touch pad

Distance Ed

(To the tune of “Mister Ed”)

A course is a source, of course, of course
Of all of the knowledge that we endorse

I’ve Just Changed my Face

(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

I’ve just changed my face
I didn’t like the shape or place-

A Norwegian Would

Sven hopped in his boat
Didn’t get far. It wouldn’t float

He patched up a hole
Tried it again. Much better then