OSU Alma Mater Song Revised

(To the tune of “Carry Me Back to OSU”) / Recording by David Simmons
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Within the city of Corvallis
Is the school of OSU
Its conscientious students
Now we bid adieu

We love remembering so fondly
The work you put into
The cutting edge of academics
Here at O-S-U

Rewind the clock to freshman year
And con-vo-ca-ti-on (con-vo-CAY-SHE-un)
That day we recognized your promise
And had a lot of fun

Move forward now from OSU
Go be a great success
And when Foun-da-tion comes a-calling
We hope you’ll say yes

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