Histones

(To the tune of “I Am the Walrus”)

It’s not free when corporate glee 
resides in me 

(To the tune of “Coke®. It’s the Real Thing”)

I’d like to teach my students ‘bout
some biochemistry

(To the tune of “The Way You Look Tonight”)

Monday. Feeling like a whale
Staring at the scale

(To the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”)

There’s a bundle of things that a student oughta know
And Ahern’s talk isn’t really very slow

(To the tune of “Daydream Believer”)

Oh I get high
From the smoke

(To the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Milam Hall - It’s 12:30
And Ahern’s gettin’ wordy

(To the tune of “Day Tripper”)

Got a good reason
For going and eating out

(To the tune of “Happy Days are Here Again”)

Crappy days are here again
The sky above’s not clear again

(To the tune of “Every Breath You Take”)

Every thing you say.
Every price you pay

(To the tune of “Joy to the World”)

Students rejoice.
The end is near_x000B_For bi-o-chem-is-try

(To the tune of “Stairway to Heaven”)

There’s a hole on the course. It is one of the worst
You’ll encounter at fairway eleven

(To the tune of “Help!”)

Yelp!
I’m feeling lonely