No Hair Man

(To the tune of “Oh Danny Boy”)

Oh Daddy dear,
This is my biochemistry

The time’s arrived for all of us
To say a fond goodbye
We’ve truly loved the time we’ve spent
With our colleague Dr. Frei

(To the tune of “Monday, Monday”)

Na na, na na na na
Na na, na na na na

(To the tune of Neal Gladstone’s “There is a Grapefruit In Your Life”)

There is a virus on the loose
That has sucked out all the pleasure

(To the tune of “Meet the Flintstones”)

Ring tones
Tiny ringtones

(To the tune of “Coke®. It’s the Real Thing”)

I’d like to teach my students ‘bout
some biochemistry

(To the tune of “Breaking Up is Hard to Do”)

Snore, dreamy, snooze, yawn yawn
comma comma snore, dreamy, snooze, yawn yawn

(To the tune of “Born Free”)

Porn free!
This offer in email

(To the tune of “The Sound of Silence”)

Hello darkness my old friend
Standard time is back again

(To the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”)

There’s a bundle of things that a student oughta know
And Ahern’s talk isn’t really very slow

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

So the forecast says much more raining
It’s of this that I’m complaining

(to the tune of “I Couldn’t Live Without Your Love”)
 
Every time I’m entering my login
I need to get it through my noggin

It was in the Old World Deli Friday night
That one hundred people gathered for a bite