Students Rejoice

(To the tune of “Joy to the World”)

Students rejoice.
The end is near
For bi-o-chem-is-try

No metabolic pathways,
No enzymes we must know
And Ahern cannot sing
He really should not sing

We’re hoping
In winter term
He does not sing

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