Students Rejoice

(To the tune of “Joy to the World”)

Students rejoice.
The end is near
For bi-o-chem-is-try

No metabolic pathways,
No enzymes we must know
And Ahern cannot sing
He really should not sing

We’re hoping
In winter term
He does not sing

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(To the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”)

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(To the tune of “Norwegian Wood”)

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(To the tune of “Oklahoma!”)

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(To the tune of “At Seventeen”)

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(To the tune of “My Guy”)

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(To the tune of “Chim Chim Cher-ee”)

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(To the tune of “Blackbird”)

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(To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”)

Phos-pho-di-esters
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Chromatin

(To the tune of “Sunshine on my Shoulders”)

Side chains of the lysines bind to phosphates
Minus charges cling to plusses tight