Hark the Sucrose

(To the tune of “Hark the Herald”) / Recording by Tim Karplus
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Carbohydrates all should sing
Glory to the Haworth ring

Anomeric carbons hide
When they’re in a glycoside

Glucopyranose is there
In the boat or in the chair

Alpha, beta, D and L
Di-aster-e-omer hell

Alpha, beta, D and L
Di-aster-e-omer hell

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