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Doctor Frei

(to the tune of “Auld Lang Syne”) 
 
The time’s arrived for all of us
To say a fond goodbye
We’ve truly loved the time we’ve spent
With our colleague Dr. Frei
 
He demonstrated leadership
And grew the L-P-I
To what it is today and now
We thank good Dr. Frei
 
It wasn’t easy doing this
There was a lot of fuss
We’re happy that he persevered
It benefitted us
 
He built a lot of bridges and
Demolished many walls
I do think we would all agree
(slow) That took a lot of Balz

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