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Maybe I’ll Sue

(To the tune of “Baby It’s You”)

Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la

It was your platinum card
That caught my eye
You left my ego scarred
And made me cry
Oh no. All those many hours I cried at night
I’m looking out to get revenge out of spite, it is true
I’ve no clue
And no more prospects
So maybe I’ll sue

It’s not good what I think about this
(Bum, bum)
I think you really truly truly truly truly got me pissed
(Bum bum)

But no, it doesn’t matter
What they think
Because the case would raise a
Really big stink
That’s what I’ll do.
Turn the screw.
Ain’t got ambition, it’s true.
So maybe I’ll sue.
(ha ha ha ha)
Maybe I’ll sue
(ha ha ha ha)

But no, it doesn’t matter
What they think
Because the case would raise a
Really big stink
That’s what I’ll do.
Turn the screw.
Ain’t got ambition, it’s true.
So maybe I’ll sue.
(ha ha ha ha)
Maybe I’ll sue
(ha ha ha ha)

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