See a random verse: Limericks | Lyrics Science | Lyrics Non-Science | Silly | Silly Long

Pay Per View

(To the tune of “Paper Moon”)

So you’re watching a pay-per-view
Lying lazily in your bed
But there’s so much more you could do
If you’d get up instead

Got the latest hot movie views
Cuz you paid for the “value pack”
But perhaps you should watch the news
And get out of the sack

There’s more to life
Than what happens on a screen
So get it right
You have gotta come clean.
Go and break your routine

Watching shows about fantasy
Featuring some famous folks
If you think that’s reality
You’ve bought into their hoax

There’s more to life
Than what happens on a screen
So get it right
You have gotta come clean.
Go and break your routine

Now here’s the take home message man
And I hope that you’ll hear it through
Your life’s got much more value than
The things you pay to view

Category:

Lyrics Non-Science

More Lyrics

Your Way

(a parody of “My Way”) And now, we’re standing here,The...

Food Fight

(to the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain”) It...

All Multimedia

0 Comments

Submit a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

How about these?

A Norwegian Would

Sven hopped in his boat
Didn’t get far. It wouldn’t float

He patched up a hole
Tried it again. Much better then

Elemental Learning

(To the tune of “Sentimental Journey”)

Gonna do
Some elemental learning

Wet Christmas

(to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m screaming ‘bout a wet Christmas
It happens almost every year
When the skies are gray out

Porn Free!

(To the tune of “Born Free”)

Porn free!
This offer in email

Let It Rain

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

Oh the Oregon weather’s dowdy
‘Cause the sky is mostly cloudy

Don’t Get the Bends

(To the tune of “You’ve Got a Friend”)

When you’re deeply diving
Don’t forget the ni-tro-gen

Gaia

(To the tune of “If I Had a Hammer”)

When he bought his Hummer
He revved it in the driveway

Mellow Woes of Testing

(To the tune of “Yellow Rose of Texas”)

The term is almost at an end
Ten weeks since it began

A Gay is no Danger

(To the tune of “Away in a Manger”)

A gay is no danger
To anyone here

You’re Turning 50

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now . . . the day is here;
You have to face . . . . the big pronouncement

Yelp!

(To the tune of “Help!”)

Yelp!
I’m feeling lonely

Maybe I’ll Sue

(To the tune of “Baby It’s You”)

Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la

All My Junk Mail

(To the tune of “All My Loving”)

Click your mouse, you’ll regret it
On links for free credit

BB Office Battle Hymn

All the visitors who climb the stairs in ALS can see
Smiling faces when they visit biochemistry

Silly
Lyrics
One Liner
Prose Silly
Silly Long
Limericks