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Wet Christmas

(to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m screaming ‘bout a wet Christmas
It happens almost every year
When the skies are gray out
The kids can’t play out
Since I know what they’d track in here

(Chorus)
I’m screaming ‘bout a wet Christmas
With every Christmas card I get
I really should not be upset
Cuz Oregon Christmases are wet

Oh I’m dealing with this wet Christmas
Because the rain won’t disappear
So though skies are gray out
And kids can’t play out
I’ll summon up some Christmas cheer

(Chorus)
I’m dealing with the wet Christmas
And I resolve I won’t forget
That bad outlooks I can offset
Even if the weather’s soaking wet

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