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Getting Wetter Every Day

(To the tune of “Getting Better All The Time”)

It’s getting wetter every day
I’m standing outside in a pool (and I must complain)
The weather ‘round here is so cruel (going down the drain)
It’s falling right down (Oh no)
Hitting the ground (uh oh)
This climatic change isn’t cool

I notice IT is getting wetter (wetter)
A little wetter round these parts (it’s getting much worse)
I cannot stand this gloomy weather (wetter)
It’s getting wetter . . . . way off the charts

I’m screaming at my weatherman
For ruining our weekend plan
He promised to me, it would be rain-free
But now we need A new game plan

I hate to complain about the weather (weather)
That’s getting wetter every day (all so wet)
There’s surely no doubt it’s getting wetter
It’s getting wetter
Here comes the spray

Getting wetter weather every day!

(this cuts off a couple of stanzas from the original song)
(emphasized words are CAPITALIZED)

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