Mother Nature’s Done

(To the tune of “The Long and Winding Road”)

Turn off that damn cell phone
‘Cause we’re in a - quiet zone

(To the tune of “Within You, Without You”)

You are eating
A mountain of po-ta-toes

(To the tune of “Here, There, and Everywhere”)

It falls out from his head
Littering everything there

(To the tune of “She’s Leaving Home”)

Friday evening at eight o’clock
when the shuttle stops

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now, the course is done
Except for all that final testing

(To the tune of “On Broadway”)

There are a few things you should know ‘bout Audrey
(‘bout Audrey)

(To the tune of “Meet the Flintstones”)

Ring tones
Tiny ringtones

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now . . . the day is here;
You have to face . . . . the big pronouncement

(To the tune of “Coke®. It’s the Real Thing”)

I’d like to teach my students ‘bout
some biochemistry

(To the tune of “All My Loving”)

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