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In My Liver

(To the tune of “And I Love Her”) / Recording by David Simmons

If I am missing meals
On busy days
That’s when my body steals
Glucose away
From my liver

It starts with glucagon
When I’m weak kneed
The hormone acts to spawn
New energy
In my liver

Bridge
The signaling
Acts rapidly
c-A-M-P’s
Fire up kinase

Phosphorylase then gets
Re-activated
So glycogen begets
Glucose phosphated
In my liver

(Instrumental)

Then in the last step here
A phosphatase
Makes phosphate disappear
With no delays
In my liver

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(To the tune of “The Look of Love”)

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(To the tune of “Mister Ed”)

A course is a source, of course, of course
Of all of the knowledge that we endorse

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(To the tune of “*The Story of Love”)

You better lose your middle
Run a little

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(To the tune of “I Will”)

For running and for jumping
You need some energy

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(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

E. coli’s very simple
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(To the tune of “In My Life”)

There are things you should remember
When you’re stud-y-ing for this exam

B-DNA

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BasesCarry info you seeI say basesAre all complement’ryI say basesLike A,T,G and CThey have got-to-be–all-paired-up
It’s fun to play with some B-DNAIt’s got a boatload of G-C-T-AIt’s got everythingA polymerase needsWhen you melt all the A’s and T’s
It’s fun to play with some B-DNAIt’s got a boatload of G-C-T-AYou can make RNAsWith a po-ly-mer-aseJust by pairing up U’s with A’s

Thank God There’s a Video

(To the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”)

There’s a bundle of things that a student oughta know
And Ahern’s talk isn’t really very slow

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(To the tune of “The Look of Love”)

My enzymes
Truly are inclined

This Biochemistry

(To the tune of “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”)

This bi-o-che-mis-try
Will be the death of me

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(To the tune of “If I Fell”)

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(To the tune of “Born Free”)

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This offer in email

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(To the tune of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home”)

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Are oxidized inside the mi-to-chon-dri-ay

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