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You’ve Gotta Lose That Gut

(To the tune of “You’re Gonna Lose That Girl”)

You’ve gotta lost that gut
(You’ve gotta lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Oh yeah you gotta lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Yeah, yeah you gotta lose that gut)

If you go eat too much tonight
I think you’re gonna find
(Yes you are gonna find)
That your belt will fit really tight
You’ll grow a big behind
(You’ll grow a big behind)

You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Oh yeah you gotta lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Yeah, yeah you gotta lose that gut)

Since you do not eat right, my bro
You always put it on
(You always put it on)
And you’ve been needin’ Sweet’n’low
Your waistline overdrawn
(Your waistline overdrawn)

You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Yes, yes, you’ve gotta lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lost that gut
(Yes, yes, you’ve gotta lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lose (that gut)
(Yes, yes, you’ve gotta lose that gut)

Here is my point
I’m taking food away from you, yeah,
(change what you eat)
The way you scarf it down what can I do?

(You’re gonna lose that gut)
(You’re gonna lose that gut)

You’re gonna lose that gut
(Oh yeah, you’re gonna lost that gut)
You’re gonna shrink that butt
(Oh yeah, you’re gonna shrink that butt)
You’re gonna prance (and strut)
(Oh yeah, you’re gonna prance and strut)
Another point
You need to change the things you do, yeah
(the things you do)
Perhaps you shouldn’t drink all of that brew

If you do not change overnight
It’s gonna be a pain
(It’s gonna be a pain)
You should not eat another bite
There’s no one else to blame
(There’s no one else to blame)

You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Yes, yes, you’d better lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lost that gut
(Yes, yes, you’d better lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Yes, yes, you’d better lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lost that gut
(You’ve gotta lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Oh yeah you gotta lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Yeah, yeah you gotta lose that gut)

If you go eat too much tonight
I think you’re gonna find
(Yes you are gonna find)
That your belt will fit really tight
You’ll grow a big behind
(You’ll grow a big behind)

You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Oh yeah you gotta lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Yeah, yeah you gotta lose that gut)

Since you do not eat right, my bro
You always put it on
(You always put it on)
And you’ve been needin’ Sweet’n’low
Your waistline overdrawn
(Your waistline overdrawn)

You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Yes, yes, you’ve gotta lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lost that gut
(Yes, yes, you’ve gotta lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lose (that gut)
(Yes, yes, you’ve gotta lose that gut)

Here is my point
I’m taking food away from you, yeah,
(change what you eat)
The way you scarf it down what can I do?

(You’re gonna lose that gut)
(You’re gonna lose that gut)

You’re gonna lose that gut
(Oh yeah, you’re gonna lost that gut)
You’re gonna shrink that butt
(Oh yeah, you’re gonna shrink that butt)
You’re gonna prance (and strut)
(Oh yeah, you’re gonna prance and strut)
Another point
You need to change the things you do, yeah
(the things you do)
Perhaps you shouldn’t drink all of that brew

If you do not change overnight
It’s gonna be a pain
(It’s gonna be a pain)
You should not eat another bite
There’s no one else to blame
(There’s no one else to blame)

You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Yes, yes, you’d better lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lost that gut
(Yes, yes, you’d better lose that gut)
You’ve gotta lose that gut
(Yes, yes, you’d better lose that gut)

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