A Gay is no Danger

(To the tune of “I’m a Lumberjack”)

Oh I’m a little mitochondrion
Who gives you energy

(To the tune of “I Wanna Hold Your Hands”)

Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something
It helps to understand

(To the tune of “Sentimental Journey”)

Gonna do
Some elemental learning

(To the tune of “Good King Wenceslaus”)

Amino acids cannot join
By themselves together

(To the tune of “Yellow Submarine”)

Swimmin’ round in Puget Sound
Are so many things. I have found

(To the tune of “I Got You Babe”)

(She sings)
You went outside and got a chill

(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

I’ve just run a gel.
I do not think it went too well

(To the tune of “Halls of Montezuma”)

From the fatty acids in our cells
To the lipids in our brains

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Hyaluronic acid
Acting almost magically