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A Gay is no Danger

(To the tune of “Away in a Manger”)

A gay is no danger
To anyone here
Despite what some think
There is nothing to fear

They work at their jobs
And make friends tried and true
Each gay has two parents
Just like me and you

We really must work hard
To fix any flaws
Existing inside of
Our national laws

Remember when hearing
Your own wedding bells
That gays deserve marriage
Like everyone else

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