New Teacher Song

(To the tune of “Battle Hymn of the Republic”)

The wisdom we have brought today’s a song that is our first
Please forgive us if it’s rough because it’s really unrehearsed
The advice that we are giving you we hope it’s not the worst
Congrats you’re a teacher now

Glory glory adoration
Children get an education
Watching many simulations
You are going to show them how

When you start to teach them anything you have to just explain
Everything that goes inside their tiny adolescent brains
Even though you do your best to help them they may still complain
Here’s the way to get along

Get your vocal cords on ready
Practice ‘til your pitch is steady
Use some rhymes but don’t be petty
Win them over with a song