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Bad Instructor’s Anthem

(To the tune of “Star Spangled Banner”)

I say did you see
Posts on Canvas from me?
Where the verbiage I used
Led you all to be confused

Those instructions I gave
Were not meant to saved
Not a meaning of note
And they’re nothing you should quote

The assignments you write
Due at dawn’s ear-ly light
Should never possess
Any errors nonetheless

Yes Canvas gives me ways of
Mys-ti-fy-ing all of you-u-u
And that pain you’re feeling now
Is just me a-turnin’ screws

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