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You Never Gave Me the Login

(To the tune of “You Never Give Me Your Money”)

You never gave me the login
For trying out the new demonstration
And now I’m feeling major league frustration
I’m blocked out

I want to use your cool Web site
If you’ll just send me my registration
But in the absence of this information
I’m logged out

Online product, working nice
Have to pay the asking price
All the minutes gone, now nothing works
Maybe I’d be in the black
If I could find a little hack
That would really fix you, you little jerk
Or maybe I just need some new place to go
Maybe I just need some
New place to go
New place to go

It’s easy
Type on the keyboard, enter the login key
Soon I’ll have computer bliss
Just move the mouse and click that box away
The Web site is back . . . today
It’s back . . . today
It’s back . . . today . . . yes it is
Three four five six seven eight
Gets me through the password gate
Three four five six seven eight
Gets me through the password gate

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