See a random verse: Limericks | Lyrics Science | Lyrics Non-Science | Silly | Silly Long

Trader Joe’s Tonight

(To the tune of “Strangers in the Night”)

(Published in the MockingOwl Roost –
https://www.mockingowlroost.com/blog/2022/07/16/the-mockingowl-roost-trader-joes-tonight/)

Trader Joe’s tonight . . . is very busy
Aisles packed rather tight
I’m feeling dizzy. Came to get some Brie
And soda crackers too

Staring at the chopped . . . . packaged selections
In the cooler by . . . the produce section
Makes me think that I
Should just pick up a few

Trader Joe’s tonight, the yummy sale signs
Make me exit to the right
To find tortillas
For fajitas for tonight
It must be alright

Impulse drives my purchases
Fuel for all my many urges

Every sign they have . . . . that shouts zucchini
Makes me think that I . . . . should make panini
Clear as black and white
At Trader Joe’s tonight

Instrumental

Impulse drives my purchases
Fuel for all my many urges

Every sign they have . . . . that shouts zucchini
Makes me think that I . . . . should make panini
Clear as black and white
At Trader Joe’s tonight
doobie doobie doo, etc.

Category:

Lyrics Non-Science

More Lyrics

Your Way

(a parody of “My Way”) And now, we’re standing here,The...

Food Fight

(to the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain”) It...

All Multimedia

0 Comments

Submit a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

How about these?

OSU Crane Song

(To the tune of “It Never Rains in Southern California”)

In a lot beside a crater . . . . . by the MU
Was a truck that was attached to . . . . . something huge

Make It Stop

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

So the forecast says much more raining
It’s of this that I’m complaining

Beaver Believer

(To the tune of “Daydream Believer”)

Oh I get high. Such a grin
Every time the Beavers win

Where is the Sunshine?

(To the tune of “You Are My Sunshine”)

Tomorrow’s forecast is rather gloomy
It starts with showers and ends with rain

The Crappiest Weather

(To the tune of “Happy Together”)

It’s such a rainy night, tonight
The radar’s looking very bad

You Never Gave Me the Login

(To the tune of “You Never Give Me Your Money”)

You never gave me the login
For trying out the new demonstration

I Gotta Go Without Facebook

(to the tune of “I Couldn’t Live Without Your Love”)
 
Every time I’m entering my login
I need to get it through my noggin

When Acids Get Oxidized

(To the tune of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home”)

The fatty acids carried by CoA, CoA
Are oxidized inside the mi-to-chon-dri-ay

NAD

(To the tune of “Penny Lane”)

In the catabolic pathways that our cells employ
Oxidations help create the ATP

My Old Enzymes

(To the tune of “Auld Lang Syne”)

Whene’er my proteins go kaput
If they are past their prime.

Complementary Bases

(To the tune of “California Dreamin’”)

Mendel took the lead (Mendel took the lead)
Working with his peas (working with his peas)

Silly
Lyrics
One Liner
Prose Silly
Silly Long
Limericks