With a Little Hemp From My Friends

(To the tune of “With a Little Help From My Friends”)

What would you do if I threw up on you?
Would you really be angry at me?
Roll me some buds and I’ll smoke one or two
And I’ll try not to pass out on thee
Mm, I get by with a little hemp from my friends
I rely on a little hemp from my friends

I am sick from my chemo
You need to give me a joint
‘Cause the feeling’s not primo
I hope you won’t disappoint

What can I do when my nausea’s high?
(I need something to help me to cope)
I know a place that has got some supplies
(Could you go out and snag me some dope?)
Oh I get by with a little hemp from my friends
I rely on a little hemp from my friends

I feel bad medicated
That’s why I’m needing a toke
I hope you’re dedicated
To helping me find a smoke

Would you help me in relieving this pain
‘Cause it happens almost every night
Nothing is free and I hate to complain
Could you please help me out with a light?
Oh I get by with a little hemp from my friends
I can fly with a little hemp from my friends
I rely on a little hemp from my friends

I believe that somebody
Could find the stuff that I need
Give relief for my body
A little bit of a weed

Oh I get by with a little hemp from my friends
Mmmm, I can fly with a little hemp from my friends
And I get high with a little hemp from my friends
Yes, I rely on a little hemp from my friends

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