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Paperless Writer

(To the tune of “Paperback Writer”)

Paperless Writer
Paperless Writer

The publishers went and read my book
Seems they liked it all when they had a look
It’s based on a scheme that does not use ink
But I needed bucks so I chose to use

Acrobat Reader
Acrobat Reader

The plan I know it breaks the old routine
Puttin’ all the text on a ‘puter screen
I’m not sure how it will affect my take
But I took the plunge, so I plan to use

Acrobat Reader
Acrobat Reader
Paperless Writer
Paperless Writer

It’s about twelve megs, give or take a few
And includes JPEGs, lots of color too
It compresses down so it can save you space
You can find it out there in cyberspace

Acrobat Reader
Acrobat Reader

It’s the hottest thing and it’s the coolest too
All those bits and bytes on a disk for you
Iffens you’re not happy you can trash it quick
Such a novel-ty, you can read it in the

Acrobat Reader
Acrobat Reader
Paperless Writer
Paperless Writer

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