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(To the tune of “Getting Better All The Time”)

It’s getting wetter every day
I’m standing outside in a pool (and I must complain)

(To the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree”)

Biochemistry Biochemistry_x000B_I wish that I were wiser_x000B_I feel I’m in way o’er my head_x000B_I need a new advisor
My courses really shouldn’t be_x000B_Such metabolic misery_x000B_Biochemistry Biochemistry_x000B_I wish that I were wiser

(To the tune of “Can’t Buy Me Love”)

Can’t buy enough
Can’t buy enough

(To the tune of “Every Breath You Take”)

Every thing you say.
Every price you pay

(To the tune of “Theme Song from The Beverly Hillbillies”)

You’ve gotta hear the story of the Inuit named Thad
A boat and a gun were the only things he had

(To the tune of “She Loves You”)

She likes you meh, meh, meh
She likes you meh, meh, meh

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

So the forecast says much more raining
It’s of this that I’m complaining

(To the tune of “Take Me Home, Country Roads”)

Early morning
In the bedroom