Algae

(To the tune of “Coke®. It’s the Real Thing”)

I’d like to teach my students ‘bout
some biochemistry

(To the tune of “With a Little Help From My Friends”)

What would you do if I threw up on you?
Would you really be angry at me?

(to the tune of “Let It Snow”)

Oh the weather outside looks better
You can put away your sweater
And the sun is all bright and fine
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine

(To the tune of “Daydream Believer”)

Oh I get high. Such a grin
Every time the Beavers win

(to the tune of “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”)
 
They pillaged our financial markets
Protected by their golden chutes

(To the tune of “Take Me Home, Country Roads”)

Early morning
In the bedroom

(To the tune of “Every Breath You Take”)

Every thing you say.
Every price you pay

(To the tune of “The Times They Are A-Changin’")

Come listen up folks in the US of A
Who are seeing the fall slipping

The devil did his level best
To make a horrid place where
No one would wanna be left
Without as much as a prayer