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Yelp!

(To the tune of “Help!”)

Yelp!
I’m feeling lonely
Yelp!
You’re my one and only
Yelp!
You know I need you bad
Yelp!

When I was walking down the avenue today
I craved brioche but somehow couldn’t find it on my way
But now I’m sitting at a deli on the square
I’m piggin’ out. Without a doubt, brioche is everywhere

Yelp you helped me find the place I’m at
And I’m certainly appreciating that
Yelp you are so good I’m getting fat
Yelp you tru-ly helped me

When I am done and looking for another place
My way of finding things is staring into space
But I get lost so quick and don’t know what to do
I wonder how I ever found these places without you

Yelp where is the shop we’re looking for?
When we’re seeking out the corner grocery store
Yelp you help us build esprit de corps
You must know, oh all things

Before I had you way back ‘fore I got my phone
It surely was a different time if only I had known
There’s one more thing I need to get from you my friend
It is advice about a price what do you recommend?

Yelp you’ve bailed me out again and you’re
An authority who helps me to secure
Everything I’m wanting to procure
I can see things clear-ly
Help me, Yelp me, oooo

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