Happy Days are Here for All

Sven hopped in his boat
Didn’t get far. It wouldn’t float

He patched up a hole
Tried it again. Much better then

(To the tune of “She Loves You”)

She likes you meh, meh, meh
She likes you meh, meh, meh

(To the tune of “Star Spangled Banner”)

I say did you see
Posts on Canvas from me?

(To the tune of “The Sound of Silence”)

Hello darkness my old friend
Standard time is back again

(To the tune of “Que Sera, Sera”)

When I was out in Washington
There was a waiter

(To the tune of “Away in a Manger”)

A gay is no danger
To anyone here

(To the tune of “The End of the World”)

Why are these pathways so daunting?
When do the enzymes work best?

(To the tune of “If I Fell”)

When my LDLs are high
And the doc is saying I

(To the tune of “A Horse With No Name”)

On the first day of the quarter
I was reading the syllabus

(To the tune of “If I Had a Hammer”)

When he bought his Hummer
He revved it in the driveway

(To the tune of “Theme Song from The Beverly Hillbillies”)

You’ve gotta hear the story of the Inuit named Thad
A boat and a gun were the only things he had

The devil did his level best
To make a horrid place where
No one would wanna be left
Without as much as a prayer