Happy Days are Here for All

(To the tune of “Leavin’ on a Jet Plane”)

Tray table’s down. I want a snack
The steward brings it in a sack

(To the tune of “The End of the World”)

Why are these pathways so daunting?
When do the enzymes work best?

(To the tune of “If I Had a Hammer”)

When he bought his Hummer
He revved it in the driveway

(To the tune of “Theme Song from The Beverly Hillbillies”)

You’ve gotta hear the story of the Inuit named Thad
A boat and a gun were the only things he had

(To the tune of “Coke®. It’s the Real Thing”)

I’d like to teach my students ‘bout
some biochemistry

(To the tune of “Take Me Home Country Roads”)

Found some heaven
(In) California

(To the tune of ‘What’ll I Do?”)

Seems you’ve decided to go for a bite
Now I’m all alone un-a-ttended

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now, the course is done
Except for all that final testing

(To the tune of “Here, There, and Everywhere”)

It falls out from his head
Littering everything there

(To the tune of “Mister Ed”)

A course is a source, of course, of course
Of all of the knowledge that we endorse