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BB You’re the Sh*ts

(To the tune of “Green Acres”)

(Male voice)
450 is the course for me
With all its biochemistry
I soak up what this course provides
Structure and function and info about peptides

(Female voice)
451’s the choice for me
Mo-lec-u-lar biology
I think it truly is risque
Exposing the bases inside of the DNA

Enzymes (Male)
5 primes (Female)
Histones (Male)
The clones (Female)

A battle of wits (Male)
As good as it gets (Female)
Oh BB you’re the sh*ts (Male & Female)

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(To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”)

Phos-pho-di-esters
Are the bonds of RNA

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