BB You’re the Sh*ts

(To the tune of “Take Me Home Country Roads”)

Found some heaven
(In) California

(To the tune of “When You Wish Upon a Star”)

If you drive a monster car
Going near or going far

(To the tune of “Alone Again Naturally”)

A crisis is about to blow
With the bankers holding all the dough

(To the tune of “Dixie”)

I am mixing up a pile of rotten
That’s how compost is begotten

(To the tune of “Can’t Buy Me Love”)

Can’t buy enough
Can’t buy enough

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Medical marijuana
Something that I just might try

(To the tune of “Killing Me Softly with His Song”)

Customer comes to the counter
Orders a soy-based latté

Tari, Tari Tan
Left Oregon for Boston, Mass
This very young northwestern lass
Found neuroscience resonated well

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

So the forecast says much more raining
It’s of this that I’m complaining

(To the tune of “Sweet Baby James”)

(Optional words in parentheses)