The Weight I Gained Last Week

(To the tune of “Meet the Flintstones”)

Ring tones
Tiny ringtones

(To the tune of “*The Story of Love”)

You better lose your middle
Run a little

(To the tune of “Que Sera, Sera”)

When I was out in Washington
There was a waiter

(To the tune of “Paper Moon”)

So you’re watching a pay-per-view
Lying lazily in your bed

(To the tune of “On Blueberry Hill”)

You took a spill
Out on Vineyard Hill

(To the tune of “If I Had a Hammer”)

When he bought his Hummer
He revved it in the driveway

(To the tune of “I Left My Heart in San Francisco”)

You’ve gone and left me breathless, so especially today
An absence from my body makes it hard to say

(To the tune of “With a Little Help From My Friends”)

What would you do if I threw up on you?
Would you really be angry at me?

(To the tune of “Happy Together”)

It’s such a rainy night, tonight
The radar’s looking very bad

(To the tune of “Leavin’ on a Jet Plane”)

Tray table’s down. I want a snack
The steward brings it in a sack

Here in BB it’s in the air

This song concerns a change of chair

(To the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree”)

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