Make It Stop

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

So the forecast says much more raining
It’s of this that I’m complaining
I get cranky from all the slop
Oh make it stop
Make it stop
Make it stop

It is dark and it’s gray and gloomy
The climate is out to screw me
I go crazy with drip, drop, drop
Please make it stop
Make it stop
Make it stop

Every time that I look outside
And I spot the sun then I know
That our weather is Jekyll/Hyde
When it goes out and makes a rainbow

Now I know if the rain is dropping
That my clo-thing will be sopping
I don’t care if it’s good for crops
Just make it stop
Make it stop
Make it stop

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