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Distance Ed

(To the tune of “Mister Ed”)

A course is a source, of course, of course
Of all of the knowledge that we endorse
A major force for better/worse is the campus Distance Ed

It’s true to outsource a college course
There are a few standards to be enforced
The long and short’s we reinforce the campus Distance Ed

Bridge
A classroom class meets every week the same time every day
But Distance Ed is most unique – its flexible schedule’s okay

E-course is a source, of course, of course
Of online assistance for lab reports
You’re not enrolled in an online course?

Then sign up for this!

“You’ll love Distance Ed”

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B-DNA

PhosphatesAre in nucleotidesI say phosphatesCover bases insideI say phosphatesSpan the 5 and 3 primesThere’s no need-to-be-all-mixed-up
BasesCarry info you seeI say basesAre all complement’ryI say basesLike A,T,G and CThey have got-to-be–all-paired-up
It’s fun to play with some B-DNAIt’s got a boatload of G-C-T-AIt’s got everythingA polymerase needsWhen you melt all the A’s and T’s
It’s fun to play with some B-DNAIt’s got a boatload of G-C-T-AYou can make RNAsWith a po-ly-mer-aseJust by pairing up U’s with A’s

At Dairy Queen

(To the tune of “At Seventeen”)

I saw the light at Dairy Queen
While eating cho-co-late ice cream

Protein Wonderland

(To the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Mechan-i-sm . . determines
How an en . . zyme is workin’

I’ve Just Changed my Face

(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

I’ve just changed my face
I didn’t like the shape or place-

BB Alma Mater Song

(To the tune of “Carry Me Back to OSU”)

You are a group of BB students
Whom the faculty hold dear

Fatty Acids in our Cells

(To the tune of “Halls of Montezuma”)

From the fatty acids in our cells
To the lipids in our brains

My Old Enzymes

(To the tune of “Auld Lang Syne”)

Whene’er my proteins go kaput
If they are past their prime.

Sheik to Sheik

(To the tune of “Cheek to Cheek”)

Fracking
Exxon’s cracking

Histones

(To the tune of “Meet the Flintstones”)

Histones, tiny histones
Wrap up eukaryotic DNA

Catalyze

(To the tune of “The Look of Love”)

My enzymes
Truly are inclined

Kidney Stone

(To the tune of “Take Me Home, Country Roads”)

Early morning
In the bedroom

Dieter’s Song

(To the tune of “*The Story of Love”)

You better lose your middle
Run a little

My ‘A’

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now, the course is done
Except for all that final testing

Thank God There’s a Video

(To the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”)

There’s a bundle of things that a student oughta know
And Ahern’s talk isn’t really very slow

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