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Distance Ed

(To the tune of “Mister Ed”)

A course is a source, of course, of course
Of all of the knowledge that we endorse
A major force for better/worse is the campus Distance Ed

It’s true to outsource a college course
There are a few standards to be enforced
The long and short’s we reinforce the campus Distance Ed

Bridge
A classroom class meets every week the same time every day
But Distance Ed is most unique – its flexible schedule’s okay

E-course is a source, of course, of course
Of online assistance for lab reports
You’re not enrolled in an online course?

Then sign up for this!

“You’ll love Distance Ed”

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