(To the tune of “Mister Ed”) / Recording by David Simmons
A course is a source, of course, of course
Of all of the knowledge that we endorse
A major force for better/worse is the campus Distance Ed
It’s true to outsource a college course
There are a few standards to be enforced
The long and short’s we reinforce the campus Distance Ed
A classroom class meets every week the same time every day
But Distance Ed is most unique – its flexible schedule’s okay
E-course is a source, of course, of course
Of online assistance for lab reports
You’re not enrolled in an online course?
Then sign up for this!
“You’ll love Distance Ed”