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Ring Tones

(To the tune of “Meet the Flintstones”)

Ring tones
Tiny ringtones
They’re the modern phone accessories

Inter-rupting silence
They’re the loudest in hi-tech disease

Hear them when you’re driving down the street
You know that you’ve just received a tweet

For those tiny ring tones
You jump up when they’re erupting
Thus interrupting

A quiet peaceful zone

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