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Selfie

(To the tune of “Alfie”)

You just took an-other Selfie
That poor i-Phone is almost worn out

In the smiling face
Staring from your phone, Selfie
All the pic-tures you think look porked out
But it’s a fact you are thin

So you take in on the chin, Selfie
In the image your inner self sees
I think you are more than a silly grin, Selfie
Who is that per-son you strive so to please?

There’s no one to deceive.
Pictures do not define, Selfie
I know that you are much more
It is so much greater e-ven – start believin’

To yourself be true, Selfie
Approval you can so resist, Selfie
You do not need it to exist
It’s nothing, Selfie

When you pose, put yourself in good light
And you will see yourself right.
Selfie, Selfie

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