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Composting Song

(To the tune of “Dixie”) / Recording by David Simmons

I am mixing up a pile of rotten
That’s how compost is begotten
Stow away
Go decay
No delay
Everything

I add all of my table scraps and
Let a little time elapse and
I can see
I will be
Expertly
Com-post-ing

Organics if recycled
Today, they say
Will feed the beans and lettuce greens
In next year’s summer garden

Hooray I say
Let’s energize the garden
OK
Today
We’ll fertilize the garden

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