See a random verse: Limericks | Lyrics Science | Lyrics Non-Science | Silly | Silly Long

Composting Song

(To the tune of “Dixie”)

I am mixing up a pile of rotten
That’s how compost is begotten
Stow away
Go decay
No delay
Everything

I add all of my table scraps and
Let a little time elapse and
I can see
I will be
Expertly
Com-post-ing

Organics if recycled
Today, they say
Will feed the beans and lettuce greens
In next year’s summer garden

Hooray I say
Let’s energize the garden
OK
Today
We’ll fertilize the garden

Category:

Lyrics Non-Science

More Lyrics

Your Way

(a parody of “My Way”) And now, we’re standing here,The...

Food Fight

(to the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain”) It...

All Multimedia

0 Comments

Submit a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

How about these?

Oh Glaucoma!

(To the tune of “Oklahoma!”)

Oh glaucoma!
You reduce the vision of our eyes

His Hair is Everywhere

(To the tune of “Here, There, and Everywhere”)

It falls out from his head
Littering everything there

Medical Marijuana

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Medical marijuana
Something that I just might try

I Caught Your Cold

(To the tune of “I Got You Babe”)

(She sings)
You went outside and got a chill

Restriction Enzyme Song

(To the tune of “Chim Chim Cher-ee”)

I’m obsessed with A-A-G-C-T-T
Because it’s the binding site of Hin-d-III

Let It Rain

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

Oh the Oregon weather’s dowdy
‘Cause the sky is mostly cloudy

Sub-prime Loan

(To the tune of “Take Me Home Country Roads”)

Found some heaven
(In) California

B-DNA

PhosphatesAre in nucleotidesI say phosphatesCover bases insideI say phosphatesSpan the 5 and 3 primesThere’s no need-to-be-all-mixed-up
BasesCarry info you seeI say basesAre all complement’ryI say basesLike A,T,G and CThey have got-to-be–all-paired-up
It’s fun to play with some B-DNAIt’s got a boatload of G-C-T-AIt’s got everythingA polymerase needsWhen you melt all the A’s and T’s
It’s fun to play with some B-DNAIt’s got a boatload of G-C-T-AYou can make RNAsWith a po-ly-mer-aseJust by pairing up U’s with A’s

The Time It Is a Changin’

(To the tune of “The Times They Are A-Changin’ ”)

Come listen up folks in the US of A
Who may notice that winter is going away

I’m at the Walmart

(To the tune of “I Am the Walrus”)

It’s not free when corporate glee 
resides in me 

All My Junk Mail

(To the tune of “All My Loving”)

Click your mouse, you’ll regret it
On links for free credit

Food Fight

It was in the Old World Deli Friday night
That one hundred people gathered for a bite

The Vision Thing

(To the tune of “Star Spangled Banner”)

Did you know you can see?
In the dimmest of light

Things You Should Remember

(To the tune of “In My Life”)

There are things you should remember
When you’re stud-y-ing for this exam

Silly
Lyrics
One Liner
Prose Silly
Silly Long
Limericks