Coastal Aquarium

When you’re in a funk
And really craving some junk
You always head out to
Wal-Mart

(To the tune of “Alfie”)

You just took an-other Selfie
That poor i-Phone is almost worn out

(To the tune of “Oh Danny Boy”)

Oh Daddy dear,
This is my biochemistry

(To the tune of “All My Loving”)

Click your mouse, you’ll regret it
On links for free credit

(To the tune of “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”)

They’re pillaging financial markets
Protected by their golden chutes

(To the tune of “On Broadway”)

There are a few things you should know ‘bout Audrey
(‘bout Audrey)

(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

I’ve just changed my face
I didn’t like the shape or place-

(To the tune of “*The Story of Love”)

You better lose your middle
Run a little

(To the tune of “Can’t Buy Me Love”)

Can’t buy enough
Can’t buy enough

(To the tune of “Every Breath You Take”)

Every thing you say.
Every price you pay

(To the tune of “Born Free”)

Porn free!
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