Sub-prime Loan

(To the tune of “Take Me Home Country Roads”)

Found some heaven
(In) California
3 bed castle
On a half an acre
Liked the neighbors
Seemed a lot like me
Father’s an accountant
Mom’s a Ph.D.

Needed dough
For the home
So I sought
Me a loan
Interest rates seemed
Really low so
I just sprung
For the loan

Got a deal on
My new mortgage
Interest rate would
Jump in five more years
Not a biggie
That was how it seemed
Sometimes we get blinded
Staring at our dreams

Subprime loan
On my home
B of A
Makes me groan
California
Coastal villa
Thought I bought
Me a home

I heard a voice way deep down inside that warned me
Swimming with a shark is just a good way to get bit
And now I know the reason why they say you must be careful with the finest print.
Finest print

B of A
Ran away
With their loan
And my home
Like an otter
Under water
I went down
With my home

B of A
Ran away
With their loan
And my home
Like an otter
Under water
I went down
With my home
I went down
With my home
I went down
With my home

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