Mismatch Site

(To the tune of “Take Me Home Country Roads”)

Found some heaven
(In) California

(To the tune of “My Very Good Friend”)

I know wonderful guys within our land
Whose love some folks don’t understand

(To the tune of “I Should Have Known Better”)

I . . . . should have studied harder when I had the chance
Instead of just drinking beer at the dance

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

So the forecast says much more raining
It’s of this that I’m complaining

(To the tune of “Battle Hymn of the Republic”)

The wisdom we have brought today’s a song that is our first
Please forgive us if it’s rough because it’s really unrehearsed

(To the tune of “If I Had a Hammer”)

When he bought his Hummer
He revved it in the driveway

(To the tune of “My Guy”)

There’s nothing I know
That sets me aglow like VooDoo

(To the tune of “Mother Nature’s Son”)

Due to all the greenhouse gas – warming’s on the rise
All day long CO2 is heating things too much up in the skies

(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

I’ve just changed my face
I didn’t like the shape or place-

(to the tune of “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”)
 
They pillaged our financial markets
Protected by their golden chutes

(To the tune of “Over the Rainbow”)

Way down under the ocean
Manta rays