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Tweet

(To the tune of “Smile”)

Tweet
Of the grouse you’re eating
Tweet
That your spouse is cheating
If you have tears in your eyes
I’d advise
That you

Tweet
Every friend and lover
Tweet
And then you’ll discover
Your messages are getting buzz
Because

It’s
Certain you’re succeeding
If
Your tweets get retweeting
Such a short text
Should not leave you perplexed

So tweet
That your dogs are trysting
Tweet
What are you resisting?
Your silly life is incomplete
Unless you
Tweet

Instrumental

Just tweet
That your dogs are trysting
Tweet
What are you resisting?
Your silly life is incomplete
Unless you
Tweet

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