(To the tune of “Smile”) / Recorded by David Simmons

Of the grouse you’re eating
That your spouse is cheating
If you have tears in your eyes
I’d advise
That you

Every friend and lover
And then you’ll discover
Your messages are getting buzz

Certain you’re succeeding
Your tweets get retweeting
Such a short text
Should not leave you perplexed

So tweet
That your dogs are trysting
What are you resisting?
Your silly life is incomplete
Unless you


Just tweet
That your dogs are trysting
What are you resisting?
Your silly life is incomplete
Unless you


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(To the tune of “I Left My Heart in San Francisco”)

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(To the tune of “A Few of My Favorite Things”)

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(To the tune of “Hark the Herald”)

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(To the tune of “Supercalifragilistiexpialidocious”)

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(To the tune of “Oh Danny Boy”)

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(To the tune of “Silent Night”)

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(To the tune of Neal Gladstone’s “There is a Grapefruit In Your Life”)

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(To the tune of “The Sound of Silence”)

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