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(To the tune of “On Broadway”)

There are a few things you should know ‘bout Audrey
(‘bout Audrey)

(To the tune of “With a Little Help From My Friends”)

What would you do if I threw up on you?
Would you really be angry at me?

(To the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Milam Hall - It’s 12:30
And Ahern’s gettin’ wordy

(To the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”)

There’s a bundle of things that a student oughta know
And Ahern’s talk isn’t really very slow

The devil did his level best
To make a horrid place where
No one would wanna be left
Without as much as a prayer

(To the tune of “Breaking Up is Hard to Do”)

Snore, dreamy, snooze, yawn yawn
comma comma snore, dreamy, snooze, yawn yawn

So we all know that Gary’s completed
His term as the Chair of BB
In that effort he truly succeeded
So let’s sing here of his legacy