Viagra

(To the tune of “Maria” from West Side Story) / Recording by David Simmons

Viagra
The most mind-blowing stuff I’ve ever used

I take it at bedtime Viagra, Viagra
Oh this drug is so good I’m worried I might get bruised

It comes in a bottle Viagra, Viagra
Viagra, Viagra, Viagra

Viagra!
I just took a dose of Viagra
And every time I sup
My outlook’s looking up
You see

Viagra!
My love life improves with Viagra
In thirty minutes plus
No work or sweat or fuss
For me

Viagra!
I take it when I have deep down urges
Then rejoice for the thing that emerges
Viagra
I’ll never stop loving Viagra

Viagra, viagra, viagra, viagra, viagra, viagra, viagra, viagra

I take it when I have deep down urges
Then rejoice for the thing that emerges

Viagra
I’ll never stop loving Viagra

The most powerful drug I’ve ever used
Viagraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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