We’re Screwing the World

(To the tune of “Wabash Cannonball”)

The Pauling Science Center
Will do a lot of good

(To the tune of “I’ll Be Home For Christmas”)

I’ll be thin at Christmas
If I drop twelve pounds

(To the tune of “On Blueberry Hill”)

You took a spill
Out on Vineyard Hill

(To the tune of “I Left My Heart in San Francisco”)

You’ve gone and left me breathless, so especially today
An absence from my body makes it hard to say

(To the tune of “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away”)

Once again
Fourth and ten

(To the tune of “Every Breath You Take”)

Every thing you say.
Every price you pay

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now, the concert’s done
We were a musical sensation

(To the tune of “Carry Me Back to OSU”)

Within the city of Corvallis
Is the school of OSU

(To the tune of “The Times They Are A-Changin’")

Come listen up folks in the US of A
Who are seeing the fall slipping

(To the tune of “Nowhere Man”)

He’s a real no-hair man
Wishing he had more hair, man

(To the tune of “The Sound of Silence”)

Hello darkness my old friend
Standard time is back again