Crappy Days are Here Again

(To the tune of “Yellow Rose of Texas”)

The term is almost at an end
Ten weeks since it began

(To the tune of “Breaking Up is Hard to Do”)

Snore, dreamy, snooze, yawn yawn
comma comma snore, dreamy, snooze, yawn yawn

(to the tune of “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”)
 
They pillaged our financial markets
Protected by their golden chutes

The devil did his level best
To make a horrid place where
No one would wanna be left
Without as much as a prayer

(To the tune of “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”)

They’re pillaging financial markets
Protected by their golden chutes

(To the tune of “The Times They Are A-Changin’ ”)

Come listen up folks in the US of A
Who may notice that winter is going away

(To the tune of “Star Spangled Banner”)

I say did you see
Posts on Canvas from me?

(To the tune of “Ave Maria”)

(The words to the original song are in parentheses to help guide the singing)

(To the tune of “Baby It’s You”)

Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la

(To the tune of “The Sound of Silence”)

Hello darkness my old friend
Standard time is back again

(To the tune of Neal Gladstone’s “There is a Grapefruit In Your Life”)

There is a virus on the loose
That has sucked out all the pleasure