Crappy Days are Here Again

(To the tune of “Coke®. It’s the Real Thing”)

I’d like to teach my students ‘bout
some biochemistry

(To the tune of “Here, There, and Everywhere”)

It falls out from his head
Littering everything there

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Medical marijuana
Something that I just might try

(To the tune of “Alfie”)

You just took an-other Selfie
That poor i-Phone is almost worn out

(To the tune of “My Valentine”)

I went outside
To have a smoke

(To the tune of “On Broadway”)

There are a few things you should know ‘bout Audrey
(‘bout Audrey)

(To the tune of ‘What’ll I Do?”)

Seems you’ve decided to go for a bite
Now I’m all alone un-a-ttended

(To the tune of “Theme Song from The Beverly Hillbillies”)

You’ve gotta hear the story of the Inuit named Thad
A boat and a gun were the only things he had

(To the tune of “Carry Me Back to OSU”)

You are a group of BB students
Whom the faculty hold dear

(To the tune of “Mister Ed”)

A course is a source, of course, of course
Of all of the knowledge that we endorse

(To the tune of “A Horse With No Name”)

On the first day of the quarter
I was reading the syllabus