I’m Ill

(To the tune of “(Coke®) It’s the Real Thing”

I’m gonna put some oxygens
beside my porphyrin rings

(To the tune of “Oklahoma!”)

Prossss-taglandins
The ei-co-sa-noids creating pain

(To the tune of “Maria” - from West Side Story)

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(To the tune of “You’re So Vain”)

Well I raced off to my doctor
Cause I was feelin’ the twinges of pain

(To the tune of “Brahms Lullaby”)

In your sleep
You can keep

(To the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain”)

Oh the students taking BB 3-5-0 - 3-5-0
Have an awful lot of things that we must know - 3-5-0

(To the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”)

When cells have lots of ATP and NADH too
They strive to store this energy as sugar, yes they do

(To the tune of “Oklahoma!”)

Oh glaucoma!
You reduce the vision of our eyes

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Hyaluronic acid
Acting almost magically