Wal-Mart

When you’re in a funk
And really craving some junk
You always head out to
Wal-Mart

Can’t get enough
Of really cheap Chinese stuff?
They have a place for you
Wal-Mart

Once inside the store you see
Employees at all stages
Getting screwed in servitude
With less than living wages

How can this be?

In case you have not noticed
There’s quite a big excess of capitalists
So at Wal-Mart,
Price cutting never stops
Wal-Mart,
Nothing but low-paid jobs
Wal-Mart
Shutting down family shops

Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart

At each superstore
A zillion bargains galore
Lined up in ev’ry aisle

Wal-Mart

Credit or cash,
They let you pay for your stash
And keep your card on file

Wal-Mart

Sprawling all across the land of every town and city
All your dough flows upward to the Waltons, what a pity

Why is this so?

The cost is much greater than
All of the dollars you save
From the prices they shave

Down at Wal-Mart
There’s a big sale tonight
Wal-Mart
Better to bail tonight
Wal-Mart
Time to downscale tonight

Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart

(Instrumental)

Corporate buying’s not ok and it is very urgent
Keep your dollars in the town supporting local merchants

Every day

I hope you will join us all
In bypassing the big stores
Avoiding the mall

No more Wal-Mart
Local’s much better than
Wal-Mart
You do not need this brand
Wal-Mart
It’s time to take a stand

Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart

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